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memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

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physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

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bace-jeleren:

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.

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the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

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cieply:

i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it

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quaintcastiel:

winjennster:

midget-banana:

xkatastrophicx:

But imagine Cas being able to leave his vessel like demons do.

So SAMs haut eating lunch in the bunker one day when a fuCKING CLOUD OF BLACK SMOKE FLIES BY FOLLOWED BY A BRIGHT BLUE LIGHT AND THEY JUST FUCKING CHASE EACH OTHER AROUND THE BUNKER

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HOLY SHIT YOU GO HARRY POTTER FANDOM! YOU GIFFED US!

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dumb-science-jokes:

comeheregoaway:

imthejesusofsuburbia:

we finish each other’s s

pace: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.

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nakedly:

kissing when you’re half asleep is the best thing ever

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